She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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