she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Randomize
