she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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