I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
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