I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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