oh god the rape fog is back!
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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