Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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