I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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