It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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