But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
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