im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Sorry my hands just texted you
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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