Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Randomize
