If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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