dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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