I wannas sexs uuuuu
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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