He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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