So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
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