I just made out with a guy for $7.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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