with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Even my vagina gasped.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I would fuck him just for his dog
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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