she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
He? As in you personified your dick?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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