I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I think people are normalizing furries
Randomize
