The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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