I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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