my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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