sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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