Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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