Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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