we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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