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So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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