All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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