worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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