I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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