well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
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