I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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