come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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