no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
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