I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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