Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
