idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Randomize
