He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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