she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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