I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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