THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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