so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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