Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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