I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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