I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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