Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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