if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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