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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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