At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I've blown a few things in my day
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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